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You may be an engineer if:

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)The only jokes you receive are through e-mail

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)All your sentences begin with "what if?"

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt out bulb in the string.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)You remember half a dozen passwords and your ten-digit CompuServe address, but you have to call your niece "kiddo".

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)The sales people at CompUSA can't answer any of your questions.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)You can name at least six Star Trek episodes.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)You have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)You have memorized the Discovery Channel programming schedule, but have seen most of the shows already.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)You know the direction the water swirls when you flush.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)You own one or more white short-sleeve shirts.

wb01372_.gif (406 bytes)The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.

 

 
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